Socks
I was sorting my laundry tonight and looking at my socks. I've got several different kinds, some from accidentally buying the wrong thing, some from when WalMart was out of whatever I regularly bought, some were black for concerts. It occurred to me that when you reach the point in your life where all your socks are the same kind, it's time to die. You're just too damn boring.
I'm not the most interesting person in the world, but at least I've got several kinds of socks.
I'm not the most interesting person in the world, but at least I've got several kinds of socks.

1 Comments:
I think there needs to be a minimum age for the mandatory removal for singular sock type rule. I didn't have different kinds of socks till I was 9 owing to my being forced to attend a family reunion against my will. I figure 12 is about the right age. It also has the potential to cut down on a lot of high school entrance testing states seem to like doing now.
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