Berkeley Blows

Finally got the pictures working. So, now there's a big helping of shit from one of the worst towns on the earth: Berkeley, Kalifornia.

First up, the quality of repair on the benches at the bus stops. I must say, at least they left a bench there. Most of them have been taken out.



Second, we have gas prices in Berkeley. Despite the poor image quality because it was taken at night, check out the $3.84/gallon for 85 octane. Yup, it's 85, 87, and 89 here, not 87, 89 and 91. So, really, compared to the rest of reality, the cheap stuff here is $3.94/gal.



Next up we have the retarded sign outside of Evans Hall (where the UNABomber used to teach). It is a sign aimed for cars, as it's way too high for pedestrians. It admonishes them to stay on the sidewalk. Good going.



Then we have the reverse of that sign, the one that asks the slow traffic to watch for pedestrians. Obviously, the fast traffic is too absorbed to look out for them, so they should just run them over.



Finally, we have the retardness of Kalifornia out in the open. Look closely. Read the signs. I'll leave this one up to you to find, but I'll give you the hint: "She's gone from Suck to Blow!"