Quotes
Normally, I wouldn't post random quotes here. However, I'm cleaning my apartment and came across these that I will soon be throwing away, yet I wish for others to bask in the glory of these fools. So now their rhetoric shall shine like a polished turd.
"We try to convey to everybody that we're just learning just like everyone else. We're on this planet to be, y'know, as humans."
--singer Chris Kirkpatrick of 'NSync
"Sundance [Film Festival] is weird. The movies are weird--you actually have to think about them when you watch them."
--Britney Spears
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
--Our glorious president, George W. Bush
"I let him do it. And it felt so good. God, that pain is like nothing else in the world. And it's so sexual, too, you know? I mean, after it's done you just want to go and drive a car off a cliff or something, you know?"
--Drew Barrymore after getting a tattoo
"We spent week one in Oman at 4 different bases and we got a true behind the scenes look at what it is like to be a soldier. We lived like them--at each base we were bunked in a 12-person tent and slept on cots and had to walk to the public restroom. We roughed it!"
--on the Miami Dolphins cheerleader site
"I desire what is good. Therefore, everyone who does not agree with me is a traitor."
--King George III of England
"Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."
--George W. Bush, July 17, 2002
"We try to convey to everybody that we're just learning just like everyone else. We're on this planet to be, y'know, as humans."
--singer Chris Kirkpatrick of 'NSync
"Sundance [Film Festival] is weird. The movies are weird--you actually have to think about them when you watch them."
--Britney Spears
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
--Our glorious president, George W. Bush
"I let him do it. And it felt so good. God, that pain is like nothing else in the world. And it's so sexual, too, you know? I mean, after it's done you just want to go and drive a car off a cliff or something, you know?"
--Drew Barrymore after getting a tattoo
"We spent week one in Oman at 4 different bases and we got a true behind the scenes look at what it is like to be a soldier. We lived like them--at each base we were bunked in a 12-person tent and slept on cots and had to walk to the public restroom. We roughed it!"
--on the Miami Dolphins cheerleader site
"I desire what is good. Therefore, everyone who does not agree with me is a traitor."
--King George III of England
"Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."
--George W. Bush, July 17, 2002
posted by ChemicalJesus at 4:45 AM
1 Comments:
I've seen the shirts with the Bush quote on the front, and in big letters on the back: TERRORIST
I always wanted one of those, because I sure ain't with the monkey in the president suit.
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