Tuesday, December 25, 2007

This makes my day

Check this out. Not only are the zookeepers incompetent at keeping their animals inside, but the tiger killed one person and injured several more. The tiger was eating Californians and instead of giving it a medal like it deserved, they give it a bullet. Far as I'm concerned, they should have locked the zoo and let the tiger feast on all the assholes inside it. Or why bother? Just leave the gates unlocked and let the tiger wander about freely on the streets of San Francisco. After eating one or two people, it'd be so high from the ingested THC that it'd be quite lazy. Either that or it'd get the munchies. I guess it's a win-win situation.

I don't understand why the people think that it's so horrible that a tiger we are keeping in captivity escaped and mauled some people. No shit, that's what tigers do. They should have hit it with a stun gun and put it back in the cage. Oh yeah, some dude was getting mauled. Guess what? Human life isn't that precious. There's tons of us, but the Siberian Tiger faces extinction. They just significantly decreased the tiger gene pool while extending the idiocy of the human one.

I think we should build a monument to the tiger for being a servant of humanity.